weapon x
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? I aint American bub..Im Canadian ?
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Post by weapon x on Feb 12, 2008 2:15:53 GMT -5
what is your favourite one liner from the x-men comics or any marvel related comic?
one of mine is:
girl-"are you spiderman?" Wolverine-" nah darlin...spiderman is a sissy"
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Post by seanjohn37683 on Feb 15, 2008 13:22:05 GMT -5
"Am i the only one who can't wait to see the outfits" Beast
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Post by Magnus on Feb 15, 2008 15:41:31 GMT -5
There's a ton of these that I love.
Here's some from Ultimate X-Men:
Issue 2: Wolverine: I am thinking of a telepathic red-headed 19-year-old. But she is wasting her time with a loser who brushes his teeth six times a day.
Issue 35: [Wolverine and Spidey have just visited Black Widow] Spider-Man: She may be the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life, and I have cable!
Issue 49: [Sinister is rolling the wheelchair of Professor X away.] Professor X: Where are you taking me? Sinister: To the one enemy of the great Charles Xavier. [Sinister pushes the wheelchair down the stairs.] Sinister: Stairs.
Issue 61: Professor X: [to his cat] Mystique, that's enough. Wolverine: The hell kinda handle is that for a cat? Prof. X: I once dated a young woman who went by that name. Wolverine: What was she, a stripper?
Issue 63: Jean Grey: [in Cyclops mind] Come home soon. I love you so much it hurts, okay? Cyclops: [Already out off merged mind state] Yeah, I love you too. Wolverine: Please tell me you ain't talking to me. You're sitting on an ejector seat, you know.
Issue 66: Cyclops: You've got a date? Professor X: I'm handicapped, Scott. Not dead. I'm meeting a woman. It's mostly business, but still a date. Cyclops: I get it. It's a business dinner but she's attractive enough for you to wish it were a date. Professor X: I think Jean is finally rubbing off on you. This is not a bad thing. Cyclops: Actually, Jean is in the other room getting ready, she's been listening in. I think she made me say that.
Annual 1: [Danger Room simulation] Holo-Green Goblin: Congratulations, X-Men. You have the honor of being escorted into oblivion by none other than... the Green Goblin. Wolverine: Who the hell writes this crap?
Astonishing X-Men had some great one-liners too:
Issue 1: Emma Frost: This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. Shadowcat: I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to put on all my clothes. Emma Frost: So gushingly glad you could join us.
Shadowcat: Sorry about the timing. Did I miss the sorting hat? Beast: Just Scott's scintillating speech. Cyclops: Even I was bored.
[Danger room is reprogrammed to simulate Hawaii] Shadowcat: Remember when this place was just flame-throwers and rotating knives? I miss that.
[finding Emma and Scott in bed together soon after Jean's burial] Wolverine: So tell me... Which stage of grieving is this? Denial?
Issue 2: Beast: Maybe Scott and Logan could fight on the lawn again. The kids love that. Wolverine: I ain't up for anything that hasn't got the word "beer" in it. Beast: You could fight for beers. Wolverine: Well. Now that doesn't sound too bad.
Issue 3: Shadowcat: Are you gonna fight everyone, Logan? I just wanna know if I'm next. Wolverine: Nah, you'd go ninja on me -- I can't take that hurt.
Issue 4: Nick Fury: How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? Emma Frost: I read his mind. Beast: I matched his DNA. Wolverine: I smelled him. Beast: I also did that.
Issue 7: Colossus:(internal monologue during fightscene) Kitty's grown so much while I was... away. I know I feel the same for her as I once did, but does she? How can I expose her to the possibility of such pain? Kitty:(internal monologue during fightscene) I loved Colossus once. I would have given my life for him. Then he gave his for all of us. How do I feel about him now? Ah, this is so complicated! Wolverine:(internal monologue during fightscene) <long pause> I like beer.
The Thing: We do big monsters. Big monsters in Manhattan, that's our signature piece.
The Thing: Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind? Wolverine: You got a problem with mutants? The Thing: I meant Canadians.
The Human Torch: Reed? Can we be evil now? Mister Fantastic: Maybe after dinner.
Emma Frost: J. Jonah Jameson'll be tongue-kissing Spider-Man before the X-Men catch a little public favor. Shadowcat: Why do you insist on saying things I can never unhear?
Issue 8: Unrecognized Voice in Emma Frost's Head: Summers? Really? I know you wanted to cement your standing in the group, but if the geek was sharing my bed...I think I'd try not to wake up.
Issue 11: Wolverine: Kids ain't dead, we ain't dead...Either the danger room was programmed to suck at its job, or we're missing something.
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Post by seanjohn37683 on Feb 19, 2008 12:32:12 GMT -5
God i love this cat, nice taste magnus
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weapon x
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? I aint American bub..Im Canadian ?
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Post by weapon x on Feb 20, 2008 22:18:45 GMT -5
classic lines magnus
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Post by pho3nixflame69 on Mar 9, 2008 15:27:29 GMT -5
Astonishing X-Men #22
*Lockheed re-joins the Astonishing X-Men and flies right to Shdaowcat.
Shadowcat: I can't believe you got dragged into this too! Where have you been hiding? What's wrong little fella? Hungry?
Agent Brand: Oh for God's sake, stop simpering at him! Lockheed works for us. He's been doing surveillence on your team since you rejoined.
Shadowcat: Wow.
Emma Frost: You're so impleasent, even I'm impressed. Do you visit orpanages to explain there's no Santa?
Agent Brand: This is exactly your problem! Infantilizing alien races. . .That dragon speaks more languages than the Professor, he's not some starlets chihuahua!
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Post by seanjohn37683 on Apr 3, 2008 12:33:44 GMT -5
i just noticed that the majority of these are from astonishing, so i'm gonna pull some others
runaways: chase; or what, you'll eat us? we got crazy powers here, not to mention she-hulk in the house kingpin;that's not she-hulk chase;the body builder chick? nice try kingpin;that's not she-hulk chase; dude she's green king pin; this is new york
kingpin to himself; none of them even know what they're *hmm chocolate
topher;whedon lied, stakes don't kill vampires, they just give us really bad heartburn
fantastic four teacher;you certainly have a way with kids, mister grim ben;aw, this is nouthin toots. you sould see the way i make a spanish omelette after a night'o'wild passionate lovin teacher;cute line, has it ever actually worked on a real person. ben;i'll tell ya at breakfast. now how's about i pick you up at eight and we go drink lotsa beer? i know this classy little irish joint that's even got a hand-dryer in the mens room. teacher; how could any girl refuse
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